When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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