He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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