I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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