I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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