She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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