i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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