I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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