..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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