a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Randomize
