Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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