i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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