i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
