Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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