no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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