I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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