how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
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He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Shame is for Republicans.
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