Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
