i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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