the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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