When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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