Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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