Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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