if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Randomize
