i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Who died my cat blue again?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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