The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I am one with the molecules
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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