she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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