:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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