So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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