the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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