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I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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