she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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