Why are handjobs necessary in class?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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