Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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