well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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