so let's talk penis.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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