You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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