She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
