Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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