doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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