Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
well, you know. whores of a feather.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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