Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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