So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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