Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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