Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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