have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Can you bring me the toilet please
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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