Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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