I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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