Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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