I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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