Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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